Katie and I have been working on this blog for a few days. Enjoy.
We dropped Michael McCord off at the airport the other day and there was no power.
The taxi from the airport broke down on the way to the apartment.
That same taxi cost us twice as much to go half the distance.
Who thought to put chairs on cobble stone walkways, I mean SERIOUSLY?!
*THEY ARE CONSIDERING NOT PUTTING OBAMA ON THE BALLOT IN KANSAS DUE TO A BIRTHER ISSUE.
Why is the fruity drink/hot chocolate on the menu if YOU DO NOT SERVE IT?
It was 11 degrees celcius with ninja rain today, Seriously mother nature?!
Kate Hudson was a mean lady on Glee (don’t get me started on Glee and the ickyness of it all). How do you expect me to take her Seriously?
If all the babuskas cook with sooo much oil (there’s one staying in Katie’s apartment right now, and she’s cooked for us twice (so so good) and it was all in oil) how are the women here still sooo skinny? If I ate like this all the time, and I could, I would weigh 8,000 lbs.
Denying a 5 year old lunch at school because of an overdue $8.o0 bill.
Place crying baby in stroller, walk stroller on cobblestone sidewalks, baby falls asleep, I’m a Genius.
Borscht in a bowl…. MADE OF BREAD!!
Indestructible umbrella with it’s own sleeve and………… a COMPASS.
They put sour cream on everything here.
In some bathrooms they have the same faucet for the sink and the bathtub.
Bringing a vase to the table at a restaurant when you’ve received flowers.
They provide blankets if it gets chilly at your outdoor cafe.
Men automatically sacrifice their seats to old ladies, pregnant folks, kids, and the like. Chivalry is Genius!
You can buy bread here for less than 1USD.
*I think that fella from Kansas dropped his complaint at this time, but I when I read the article (and made that part of the post), I was like Seriously?!